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Funny Veterinary Pens 3pk - Silver and Green - DVM Central | A Veterinary marketplace

Finally—a set of pens that actually get veterinary life. These soft-touch metal pens feature your choice of witty, laser-engraved phrases that will make you (and everyone around you) smile through the chaos. Perfect for techs, veterinarians, CSRs, and anyone who’s ever been called a "cat wrangler" in the middle of a shift.
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Laser-engraved so the phrases will never fade or rub off (even after those 10-hour days).
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Soft-touch matte finish for a comfortable grip that feels premium.
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Each 3-pack includes one of each phrase or your chosen favorites.
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Calm Aura (Dumpster Fire Inside)
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Spreading Joy (Like Ringworm)
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Professional Cat Wrangler
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💡 Why You'll Love Them:
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Heavy-duty construction with rose gold or silver metal accents.
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Perfect for gifting or stocking up for the clinic.
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They write really smoothly and look even better on your desk.
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Includes 3 pens (choose your color + phrase combo)
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Soft-touch matte barrels in green with silver or purple with rose gold
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Laser-engraved lettering in matching metallic tone (rose gold text on purple, silver text on green)
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Medium-point black ink
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Packaged ready to gift or toss in your scrub pocket<meta charset="UTF-8">Designed by someone who’s lived it. Vet Culture Co. creates original, no-BS designs for the real MVPs of the vet world 💪.
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Funny Veterinary Pens 3pk - Silver and Green

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Every parody. Every patient. Every chaotic clinic vibe — all 15 Vaccine Parody stickers in one immune-boosted bundle 💉✨
From A Draino Virus and Bordetella &amp; Chill to Canine Corona Lite and FVRCP No Regrets, this full set covers the greatest hits of the “Vet Culture Co. Vaccine Line.” They’re funny, waterproof, and dangerously relatable. Stick ’em on your locker, clipboard, water bottle, laptop — wherever clinic chaos lives.
Printed on thick, matte, waterproof vinyl that survives disinfectant wipes, coffee spills, and emotional breakdowns between appointments. Each sticker measures ~2.5–3 inches and ships on branded backing cards inside eco-friendly mailers.
Limited run — once they’re gone, they’re gone.
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<li>Premium matte vinyl finish | waterproof &amp; scratch-resistant</li>
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<li>Designed by a real vet pro who’s lived the clinic chaos</li>
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Designed by someone who’s lived it. Vet Culture Co. creates original, no-BS designs for the real MVPs of the vet world 💪

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Complete Vaccine Parody Sticker Collection (All 15 Designs)

You know that one person who mastered every skill, earned every title, and still shows up with a smile? This pack is for them.
The Complete Set, All at Once. All 19 award medal stickers in glossy vinyl glory — 2 inches each, waterproof, and designed to survive the chaos. Reception Ringleader. Cytology Sniper. Master of Multitasking. Body Language Boss. Chart Champion. De-Escalation Diplomat. Vein Whisperer. Lab Whisperer. Isolation Warrior. Inventory Sorcerer. The Gatekeeper. IV Jedi. Vital Sign Vigilante. Radiology Royalty. The Phone Whisperer. Scheduler Supreme. Restraint Artist. Surgical Prep MVP. Dentistry Dynamo.
Every role. Every hustle. Every unsung hero move that makes the clinic run — all in one collection.
Specs You Need to Know: ✨ 19 glossy mini stickers, each 2 inches 💧 Waterproof vinyl — handles sanitizer, coffee spills, and the occasional blood splatter 🩺 Perfect for water bottles, clipboards, badge reels, or that one coworker who deserves all the titles
Individually, they'd be $47.50. In this pack? You get the whole crew for less — plus free U.S. shipping on orders over $30.
Once they're gone, they're gone. This is a limited collection run, and I'm not printing extras. If you've been waiting to build your medal stash or recognize an entire team of MVPs, this is your moment.
💌 Free U.S. shipping on orders $30+.
Designed for Today's Veterinary Teams.

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Glossy Minis Award Medal Collection – All 19 Designs in One Pack

You know that feeling when your team shows up, day after day, through the chaos?
The one where someone wraps a cat that's actively trying to murder them, another tech lands a perfect IV on a vein you couldn't find, and your practice manager keeps the whole ship sailing even when Monday walks in? Yeah. That's worth more than a half-eaten pizza in the break room.
The Hospital Recognition Starter Pack is built for clinics that get it — that understand recognition isn't fluff, it's survival. It's the toolkit I created after 20+ years watching teams bond over chaos, and it's everything you need to turn recognition into a habit.
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15 Award Medal Notecards (Build Your Own Mix) Blank A2 cards featuring designs like "Vein Whisperer," "Nail Trim Ninja," "Surgical Prep MVP," "IV Jedi," and more. Perfect for handwritten shoutouts, staff milestones, or that teammate who deserves a medal (literally). Tiered pricing included — mix and match your favorites.
5 Maine Objectives Tear Pads Because your team's to-do lists are chaos on paper. These A2-sized notepads with a cheeky Maine Coon fit perfectly in scrub pockets. 25 sheets each. Designed for triage notes, surgery checklists, or just scribbling "why is there a ferret in exam 3?"
6 Laser-Engraved Pens (3 of Each Tagline)
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Heavy-duty metal with soft-touch matte finish. The engraving never fades — not even after a 12-hour day covered in who-knows-what. Perfect for desk gifts, admin appreciation, or your own hand to stop the pen-stealing chaos.
20 Waterproof Vinyl Stickers 5 Vaccine Parody designs (C.I.V., Ringworm Revelry, and more) + 15 of our most-loved Classic designs. Each sticker is 2.5–3 inches, printed on thick matte vinyl that survives sanitizer, disinfectant wipes, and the underside of a sticky dumpster. Stick 'em on water bottles, clipboards, or your mental breakdown jar.
Hospital Recognition Guidebook by Vet Culture Co. (150 Pages, Printed Edition) Not another corporate playbook. This is the real deal — written by someone who's lived the vet life. It covers:
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<li class="whitespace-normal break-words pl-2">Building a recognition culture that actually sticks</li>
<li class="whitespace-normal break-words pl-2">Recognition calendars and event planning</li>
<li class="whitespace-normal break-words pl-2">Shoutout templates for different situations (euthanasia support, big wins, quiet heroes)</li>
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Printed, bound, and ready to sit on your manager's desk (or get dog-eared from actual use).
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This isn't generic "pet-themed" merch. Every piece was designed by a CVPM who's managed teams, celebrated wins, and held people through the losses. It's built on the idea that recognition works best when it's authentic, specific, and fun.
Use it for:
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Designed for Today's Veterinary Teams.
Hospital Recognition Guidebook:
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<li class="whitespace-normal break-words pl-2">8.5 × 11 inch format</li>
<li class="whitespace-normal break-words pl-2">Topics: Recognition culture, calendars, templates, morale strategies</li>
<li class="whitespace-normal break-words pl-2">Written by Vet Culture Co. founder (20+ years practice management experience)</li>
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